a very beautiful, smart and intelligent person who is brave enough to follow their dreams in order to reach their goals. they deserve very special treatment to keep them near.
by santiagoashley94@gmail.com May 17, 2016
Get the ashleymug. 
A combined meaning of the words 'corpulent' and 'pathetic.'
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Ashleys gravitate towards their own kind and prefer being the default female in a group of obese and/or virgin boys who masturbate when organizing their magic card decks and d&d playbooks.
Person 1: Hey, what are your plans tonight?
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
Person 2: Oh, I don't know... Probably nothing. What's the point anyway, I'm never going to be happy and I'll probably never get laid. The only time I'm happy is when I think about a vampire siring me.
Person 1: Uh... I just asked you a simple question, not your sad life story. So do you wanna hang out?
Person 2: Sure, let me eat first and then we can go out to get food, sound good?
Person 1: Wtf. Why do you need to eat so much?? Are you pregnant or an ashley??
by arsonexxjon February 3, 2010
Get the ashleymug. a bitchy blonde whore who thinks the less clothing wears, the better she looks. when she IS wearing clothing, it's spandex that squeezes her tits so tight they bulge and look like they're about to pop. she looks nasty, and she's probably got at least 4 different STDs. stay away from these sluts called ashley, especially if you're a guy...she'll give you bad head and you'll most likely end up with herpes.
by haha January 11, 2005
Get the ashleysmug. a true story with the facts exaggerated to make the story more interesting or funnier than it actually is.
"Dude , that story about Babe Ruth calling his homerun to centerfield is such an "ashley". He was just gesturing at the opposing teams dugout because they were heckling him.
by djf750 December 28, 2008
Get the ashleymug. A tall lanky skinny bitch who goes to starbucks and has sex with some doucher. Ashley's usually have huge ass bug eyes and pasty white skin. She talks shit with Adrianna about everyone, but everyone hates her.
"the girl i fucked last night looked like dinosaur, she was such an ashley"
"its lent and i feel like such an ashley for saying this but,lets go to starbucks"
"i have sex with 25 year olds when im 16!"
"ew you ashley!!"
"its lent and i feel like such an ashley for saying this but,lets go to starbucks"
"i have sex with 25 year olds when im 16!"
"ew you ashley!!"
by Life is a box of choc2 March 13, 2010
Get the ashleymug. short girl with a big nose
her mans is a boy named jason
slamming her locker is easyyyyyy
dates taharka on the side
jason also dates taharka on the side
her mans is a boy named jason
slamming her locker is easyyyyyy
dates taharka on the side
jason also dates taharka on the side
by jasons tagalong is 1 inch February 27, 2017
Get the ashleymug.