A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.
Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?
Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
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Andres, is one hell of a guy. He’s the type of person you would want to have around for life. He’s always joking and in a good mood. He will not be afraid to step in to stop a fight, or support their friend at any given time. Andres can be shy when it comes to girls, but can be very charming when he may please. Andres is loyal, caring, goofy, and reliable. He’s a good companion, friend, brother, or boyfriend, you would want by your side always. He may also go by the nickname Andy.
Person 1: Hey who was that guy you were talking to ?
Person 2: Who else could it be?! ANDRES OF COURSE !!
Person 2: Who else could it be?! ANDRES OF COURSE !!
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Get the Andres mug.A combination so rare that it’d be an honor to be in the presence of them. They have a strong and powerful love that can break the odds. The weakest of minds cannot begin to comprehend how their love works as they look at their love as destined for failure. But this couple is not the ordinary kind. Their setbacks only make them stronger and soon they will rise from the ashes and be crowned king and queen.
by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021
Get the Don Andre and Monica Moua mug.A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
Andres went to the movies by himself.
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Get the Andres mug.Andre is someone who is like nobody else. His eyes,smile,one of a kind hair, style,athleticism and much more is adored by everyone. He’s self conscious but has no reason to be. He’s a daredevil and most likely won’t take no for an answer. He’s very gullible and will easily give into any lies that are being told to
Him but won’t seek for the truth unless you tell him. When it comes to love Andre makes promises he should never make because unfortunately he can’t keep them. He never feels bad about the things he puts you through even if he apologizes. It’s inevitable that he will hurt you no matter how hard you try to prevent it.
Him but won’t seek for the truth unless you tell him. When it comes to love Andre makes promises he should never make because unfortunately he can’t keep them. He never feels bad about the things he puts you through even if he apologizes. It’s inevitable that he will hurt you no matter how hard you try to prevent it.
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