alternative

it is a type of kidney stone when you piss, your balls hurt and you feel like you have to throw up.

guy: I have a bad alternative. I throw up when I pee.
girl: eww! get away from me!
guy: :(

by anonymous May 4, 2024

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Altieres

a really weird name of a boy that’s Brazilian I like.

Gaby: “Hey Altieres!”
Altieres: “Get the fuck away from me”

by anonymous May 25, 2024

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alterbanfer

when you get so drunk that you realize that you are drunk but you cant control your body

person 1:hey dude have you ever been alterbanfer before?
person 2: yeah i couldnt help but get even more drunk!

by myfirsttimeusingtheurbandictio December 21, 2024

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Alternative Facts Syndrome is a person suffering from a disconnect from reality. This person does not accept facts and truths and will claim blatant lies as "facts" in their alternative facts reality.

This person is suffering from Alternative Facts Syndrome. That person believes Tariffs will be paid by the exporting country and will not affect them as the consumer. "They did their research."

by DMU77 February 2, 2025

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Alternative Epistemologies

Ways of knowing that operate outside or alongside the dominant Western scientific-academic framework. These aren't just different beliefs—they're different methods for arriving at beliefs. Indigenous knowledge passed through generations of observation and story. Embodied knowledge that lives in practice rather than propositions. Intuitive knowledge that patterns information below conscious awareness. Alternative epistemologies aren't necessarily better than dominant models, but they're not simply worse versions of them either—they're different tools for different kinds of understanding, evolved in different contexts for different purposes.

Alternative Epistemologies "Western medicine treats my body like a machine to be fixed. My healer's epistemology treats it like a garden to be tended. They're not even playing the same game—that's what makes it an Alternative Epistemology, not just a different opinion."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

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