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Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine
Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine
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Alexander Lundström

A short, whiny bitch who spends his time playing Fortnite and Roblox. He also has a weird thing above his ear
Dude 1: "Have you seen how short Alexander Lundström is?"
Dude 2: "Yeah! He's, like, shorter than my grandma."
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Also known as LAPB. Luca Alexander is a master at geometry dash but he always throws his phone and rages like a buck.
He is a big buck.
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Luke Alexander Taylor

A really handsome sexy boy who is very smart and athletic and he gets all the ladies.
All the girls want to have sex with Luke Alexander Taylor because he is so hot.
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Ben Alexander

Has a decent jaw line but usually his penis size averages between 1-4 inches
Person 1:Omg are you dating Ben Alexander

Person 2: yeahhhh, he’s got an amazing jaw line but don’t please me in bed
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Celeste and Alexander

The best couple ever! These two have the best love for each other and both are amazing partners to each other. These two fell in love at first sight and have been in love with each other ever since. both love each other and care for each other. Whenever something is wrong with one of them, Their partner will do their best to care and make them feel better. They both would go infinity and beyond for each other. and will protect each others love no matter what. Whatever problems they go through, They both will stay together and still show each other their tremendous amount of love and care and happiness and loyalty and joy to each other because they both love each other very very very much. they will do whatever to make sure they both are happy and feel loved.

Celeste and Alexander are the couple to never break up and stay by each others side and always have each others back’s and still love each other even when they are mad or sad or whatever. Celeste and Alexander are the best couple ever!
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Alexander

Alexander is, typically, the hottest, sexiest guy you’ll ever meet, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Cultured, kind, caring, considerate, and well humored, Alexander is a jack of all trades (even knows a dance or two). Most of these rare breeds originate from a small town in Austria called Innsbruck. They tend to be around 22 years of age, with most born on February 17th. Once you meet an Alexander, your life will never be the same. Oh, and also Alexander’s manage to be on the cover of GQ’s Sexiest Men Alive Cover every year, without fail.
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