Alan

A beautiful specimen

Look it’s alan

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

Alan Bimini

Alan BIMINI 🩵

Alan BIMINI 🩵

by katisbimini January 3, 2025

Alan

A guy that is in love with Niki. He's amazing and funny, but does NOT belong to Noah.

See over there? That's Alan.

by Nikighdo February 6, 2021

Alan

A nice person with an absolute SHLONG and will DEMOLISH your ***hole

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?

by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021

Alan

Alan is the best guy you could have and if you talk to a Alan and you like him you should tell him I promise you he will like you back he is the most caring person I have ever met and you should tell him you like him because he likes you back

Alan: yo was up

Her: Hi

Alan: let me get in your pool
Her: alr come on
Alan: this is chill
Her: I like you
Alan: I like you too.. I been had a crush on you since we met

by Alan_ A.s_ A+A June 3, 2024

Alan Lee

Cannot say slut or whore without stuttering. His best friend is an Isaac and is known to have a horse cock and can make really fucking good sandwiches.

Friend: let's break u out of u shell. Say slut
Alan Lee: no ur gon say I'm misogynistic
Friend: I won't I promise
Alan: www hh ... Orr.. ee

by NoodycAn September 27, 2025

Alan Brazil

A man who calls you a mug or a fat f*ck regularly.

Our Ollie is 100% an Alan Brazil.

by xBenno97x May 1, 2020