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Adam is an amazing boy. and a goofball at heart, the best friend anyone could ever ask for, if dating an Adam he'll show you off to his friends and family and make you feel like the best person in the world. he's a shoulder to cry on. a person who can make you laugh. hes just a genuinely good friend (or Boyfriend). he's a hell of a kisser and has the most gorgeous eyes.
person 1- Who's that boy over there, he's super cute
person 2- oh yeah that's Adam
Adam by walshm3571 September 22, 2019
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A hot sexy man with a 15inch long penis
"Hey, you know Adam?"

"Yeah, you mean that hot sexy man with a very long penis who has sex at least 10 times a week?"
"Yes thats him alright"
Adam by NiceNiceNice69 September 25, 2019
Adam is an Asian Egyptian fatass who eats cheeseburgers and hotdogs. And has a crush on his cousin named Dorma and wants to smash his dog named buster with a glove. He hates fruits and veggies and love eating plain rice without anything on it.
Adam is an Asian Egyptian fatass who eats cheeseburgers and hotdogs.
Adam by Yeetchuro October 6, 2019
Adam is an aries which means he is a weird anime nerd person. He's one of those guys who just goes up to you and says "Hey cumber what you dew!?"
"ADAM!!!!"
Adam by Kitty55555 October 8, 2019
The kinda guy with green eyes, and long, brown hair. He is very silent, and not very popular. he loves videogames and plays them a lot. it's practically impossible to stop him from coming up with ideas when he gets going, due to his extreme amount of imagination. a little messed up on the inside, yet he is very nice to people who are nice to him. learns things by accident through his hobbies. I have an Adam, and he is my only friend and a lot like me. loves books too, and talks to himself frequently.
"Man, Adam is such a nerd, right?"
"I heard Adam started reading my favorite book series. never reading it again."
"Hey, Adam just helped me choose the right way to formulate my PowerPoint. He's pretty nice!"
Adam by notnamedadamdoodler#978 October 10, 2019
Someone who's getting really sick of all the stupid "Atom" jokes made by kids in science classes who think they're clever and/or original.
Kid 1: Hey Adam, haha, look it's you! *Points at picture of atom*
Adam: Hey, fuck you!
Adam by RiptideAC October 10, 2019
Someone who makes you smile when your sad who makes your day way better. Always laughing and making you smile. Normally with big brown eyes that will get you lost in always making jokes and making everyone around him laugh the best friend you will ever have