The most awesome person that the world could ever possibly hold. Usually found in an awesome location making people around him appear more awesome-er than they actually are, similar to a car mirror makeing object appear closer than they are.
by effinawesome April 10, 2010

1. Known as ''CaveMan'' is a American Celebrity for the Geico Commercials advertising car insurance.
by Geico Advert January 22, 2010

by fotoaesthetics May 14, 2011

The sexiest man alive. Sweet, caring and very tentative, Aaron Koziol is the best guy to be with. Loves kids and spoiling his woman. Perfect, sexy body and large penis. Great personality and fun to be around. Husband material. Easy to fall in love with.
by kozy10 March 6, 2011

Aaron is a class A manipulative person. His insecurities are shown through his emotional and physical abuse towards women. He will build women up and tare them down to make himself feel better. He is jobless, carless, and schmoozes off anyone who has money. He also stalks ex girlfriends.
Girl: hey, is that Aaron?
Friend: Oh, you mean the guy that's been stalking you?
Girl: yeah, he prolly just needs more money. Not today Aaron! Get a job!
Friend: Oh, you mean the guy that's been stalking you?
Girl: yeah, he prolly just needs more money. Not today Aaron! Get a job!
by smartone531 January 14, 2018

by Robnshit June 12, 2018

Some guy who is short, strange and ugly has no friends apart from his 8 year old sister and is rejected by everyone
by Bedlover January 1, 2018
