Greg

For use when someone calls for you and you do not want to talk to them.

Use Greg even if that is not the name of the person they are looking for. It adds to the effect.

"Hi may I speak to (insert name here)?"
"We ain't got no Greg" (hang-up)

by BaileyBug92 September 7, 2018

Greg special

When the blackjack dealer lays out a sick set of cards to turn your likely win into a bad beat. Coined by Degen Dalt, a YouTube gambling influencer.

The dealer had a 6 up card and I had 11, and he gave me a 9 when I doubled. I was feeling pretty good until then the Greg Special when proceeded to pull five twos in a row followed by a five to beat my 20.

by anonymous July 29, 2024

greg kazaleski

greg not job, greg meat

Are you Greg Kazaleski? Greg not job, Greg meat

by Drott March 21, 2024

greg

1 a passive supporter of a subculture, fandom or community, one
which is not yet an ordained stan or ally
2 a person with little to no interest in a fandom, but is willing to enjoy
it for the sake of a loved one because they're just a great fucking
person like that

"Please bear with me if I ask any dumb questions. I'm a greg when it
comes to Supernatural, but I love hearing you talk about it and I want
to enjoy it with you."
"I don't think my grandparents fully understand asexuality. They're
just a couple of gregs."

by MercuriX February 4, 2022

Greg

A blind man with a massive dong

Do you know Greg? He must piss a lot.

by Bobbyttt November 23, 2021

gregged

Gregged - Verb - It is when you have been promised that everything is perfect and nothing else is needed. When the actual time comes for what is needed, there was a ton of stuff missing but it is your fault that it is all missing. So when you go back to said "Greg", "Greg" has zero accountability or responsibility but when you fix "Greg's" problem, he will take all of credit for it.

I just got gregged on that deal, he said it was perfect but so much was missing.

by salespeoplearealwaysright January 29, 2021

Greg

Someone who turns every conversation into a question of whether they're racist/sexist.

Ex. "Why don't you want to go to that street for some food?"
"You guys are seriously calling me racist just because I don't want to go to that street?"

"Don't be such a Greg".

by Bookjackets July 1, 2017