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Card Jitsu

A Card Game based on JuJitsu for Club Penguin virtually and physically! Card Jitsu was opened in Club Penguin during Dig Out The Dojo! The Sensei is the master of the elements of Card Jitsu.

Tutorial
Players had an opponent, they would be taken to the arena, and would bow to each other. Both players had 20 seconds to choose a card. If they failed to choose a card, one would automatically be selected when the timer reached zero. Once both players have chosen a card, they were revealed. The winner kept the card to help make a set.

Remember that:

Fire beats Snow
Snow beats Water
Water beats Fire

IT IS ALSO A TRADING CARD GAME
Footprint151: Hey Guys! Want to play some Card Jitsu?
KungfuLily: Sure I will win though!
Footprint151: Bet You!
by Wheatyboiii August 27, 2019
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Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.
I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.
by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019
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Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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Dumb card

An authentication card that contains digital user data, such as a personal identification number (PIN). An example of this is usually an ID, ATM card, or any card with a magnetic stripe.
My dumb card has a black magnetic stripe that contains a digital encrypted pin that is compared to the pin I enter on the ATM.
by Moonwolf187 February 5, 2022
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Credit Carded

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that
by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020
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trump card

A phrase used way too much in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Kaiba:Yugi! This is my trump card! Blue-Eyes-White-Dragon!
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Grafix Card

A graphics card that looks cool. The word is a reference to the word grafix. It's often a reference to very expensive graphics cards, with animated rgb lights and/or fancy looking coolers. Especially graphics cards that are made by the company Nvidia are often called a grafix card.
Person A: What model is this grafix card?
Person B: This is an Nvidia 3090 that I bought cheap on Ebay for only 2,000 dollars.
Person A: This is truly grafix. I wish I could affort this cool looking grafix card.
Person B: I wish grafix cards would be less expensive, so you could also buy one.
by Nanagos February 13, 2022
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