by Pogger_person April 11, 2021
Get the Shrek mug.A: Do you praise Shrek?
B: Yes, as he created the universe and everything, I praise him in the Holy Swamp every day
B: Yes, as he created the universe and everything, I praise him in the Holy Swamp every day
by tirannorex September 22, 2020
Get the Shrek mug.Shrekking is a dating trend where someone intentionally dates a person they find less attractive, believing this will lead to being treated better in the relationship. Don't try it as it often backfires when the person is still treated poorly.
A: "Everyone said we're a happy couple but in reality I'm just shrekking her"
B: "Bro, my friend also do that and still got treated like shit"
B: "Bro, my friend also do that and still got treated like shit"
by will911 October 18, 2025
Get the Shrekking mug.by richrach February 9, 2022
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Get the Shrek mug.Shrek is the most beautiful ogre you'll ever see. His eyes that stare deep into yours will make your heart flutter as he takes your hand and gives you the date of a lifetime. Don't give up on Shrek, he's very closed up at first. But once he begins to relax and the layers start to peel, who knows, perhaps you'll find yourself in his swamp...
Girl: I feel like Shrek is finally warming up to me.
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
Girl2: Have you seen his swamp?
Girl: I've had a little peek...
Girl2: Oh my god, he's totally into you!
by shrek_worshipper October 23, 2019
Get the Shrek mug.Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide
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