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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though
yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky
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Murphy

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Paddy Murphy

Fat Irish guy who supports Liverpool and simps for Astrid Wett on Twitter.
Who is he? It’s Paddy Murphy that fat cunt
by AstridWettIsMid January 28, 2022
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A Murphy

Winning the cumulative prize in a work office pool while claiming to only be a porn fluffer during college for the money. Is best known from the Buns of Steel videos. Sings impromptu lyrics to Beast of Burden chorus by The Rolling Stones like a champion.
Did you hear about the guy at work that won? He pulled A Murphy.
by Fat Brown Pandas October 29, 2018
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drip murphy

oh no. drip murphy strikes again.”
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Mr. Murphy

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.
by anonymous December 1, 2020
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