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Greeting Card

Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.

Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.

Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting

"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
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Report Card

A report card is a piece of paper that decides how much your family loves you and how young you die. It also decides when you go out to dinner next, in most cases.
Child: My report card came today!
Parent: Let me see!
Parent: *sees F*
Parent: You're disowned
by a sad child who got an F December 28, 2020
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VD card

Virginity Dropped Card. Once you exchange your V card for sex you are left with a VD card and the V card of your partner (if he/she was a virgin)
Dude I cashed in my V card to this slut, but I didnt get any V card in return from her , instead I was left with a VD card!!
by yo mom eh gai February 19, 2018
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VR-Card

A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
by HHatss October 4, 2021
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D-Card

Similar to the losing your V-Card after your first time having sex, you can lose your D-Card after your first time getting your dick sucked.
Bro did you hear about how Tobi lost his D-Card on Wednesday?
by 2 Humpz August 26, 2020
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Courtesy Card

A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.

This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.
Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.
by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011
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V- Card

For oneself to have not lost virginity; to not have lost said virginity
"I still have my v- card, do you?"
by Willow Wolfe February 15, 2021
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