Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady

He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!

by Iowagirl69 February 15, 2023

Baker

A asian dude that is really mean and very smart. He goes to Tottenville high school and he play league of legends ( EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

I hate baker - me

by faknfo*nwognonwogn68 March 10, 2022

kadin baker

a little bitchboy that crashes out over nothing important

thats kadin baker!

by hahahahahaha32030 March 2, 2025

bakers gazillion

A number between 7 and 14. Used when a gazillion just isn't enough.

I had a gazillion things to do today and you added one more, making it an even bakers gazillion.

by eviljoy January 23, 2010

trent baker

A person who makes you feel extremely jealous by his intelligence, humor, good looks, and HUGE COCK. All the girls want him, all the guys want to be him

"You're limping, what happened?"
"I fucked Trent Baker last night"

by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017

Bakered

When everyone gets a discount but you.

All of my friends got 20% off their meal but me. I got Bakered for sure.

by P.O.6 May 1, 2020

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024