by El Jefé March 23, 2019
When a young adult lad has never trimmed his pubic area and he can groom his pubes to resemble Hagrid's beard
by RMS132 September 22, 2015
A beard a newly separated or divorced man grows in order to show that he's young, hip, cool. Sometimes, but not always, accompanied by a manbun.
by Lucretia Maxwell October 29, 2015
by Rellov January 17, 2017
A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
by meep12345678910 October 18, 2019
Someone who you coauthor with who has a marginalized gender identity or sexual orientation (e.g. LGBT2Q+), in order to credibly discuss issues of gender as a cishet person. Could equally apply to people of marginalized racial identities (see race beard).
That guy only writes with so-and-so so he can talk about queer topics without being attacked, and get into those progressive journals! I would go as far to say he's using them as a queer beard...
by secretuser420 April 08, 2020