February 9

People born on this day have massive dicks

Person 1: When’s your birthday?
Person 2: February 9th
Person 1: Oh shit! How long is it?
Person 2: 78 inches

by _Gayest_Bitch_ November 22, 2021

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December 9

Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?

This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.

by Krkič December 9, 2020

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alex the 9

alpharad mario maker legend

alpharad and jo: haha alex the 9

by ok bruh March 22, 2021

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9 november

slap your homies ass day

tyrone: you bro you so funny

*grabs his ass
Tyrone: what are you doin
no problem it's 9 november

by like yo ass November 7, 2022

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May 9

National suck your best friends boobies day

Boy: Hey, it’s May 9th…
Girl: oh right… sure

by BrianTheMassiveDick May 9, 2022

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people are ambitious, positive, wise, funny, and eager to succeed. They will sacrifice a great deal of their time and effort in order to make their goals a reality. When July 9 folks reach their goals, especially financial ones, they are invariably generous to those they love.

Person: OH, You were born at july 9, what’s your goals? I’m sure you’ll succeed.
Creator: world domination.
Person: …

by Mr.smiles_XD January 2, 2022

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