Covid-19

The virus that has killed way too many people, ruined baseball season, causes people all over the world to panic, made everyone go out and but masks, made entitled white moms go to every store to but as much toilet paper as possible, and just fucked our 2020

dan-Man Fuck Covid-19
mark-Suuussshhh you don't want the white moms to hear you say that

by Trynzy May 27, 2020

september 19

september 19 is talk like a pirate day. the best people are born on sepmber 19 but people born in march are jealous of them🤭

person1: it’s my birthday
person2: september 19? no wonder i’m so jealous of you, i’m born in march
person1: ahoy me hartys

by bigdeckboiii November 16, 2019

October 19

National Throw Your Short Friend Day

Friend 1: "Guess what today is it"
Friend 2: " what?"
Friend 1: " October 19"
Friend 2: " F***"

by TrxggeredEmotion October 19, 2020

December 19

Lizzy birthday 💍💜

Me: Your birthday is December 19
Lizzy:Yes why

by Jr&BTQ19 October 15, 2019

February 19

National send nudes to your boyfriend day!

Julie: Jimmy why’re you asking for nudes?
Jimmy: It’s February 19!

by TheLaughingNarwhal February 19, 2020

covidiot-19

something that spreads faster than covid-19. people with covidiot-19 (which will be referred to as covidiots) express a firm belief that covid-19 is a hoax and masks are useless. most covidiots end up contracting covid-19

guy 1: bro did you see that karen going on about how covid is a myth on facebook?

guy 2: yeah she probably has covidiot-19

by Hehe I cheated April 27, 2021

COVID-19

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.

Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?

Gerald: Um..... Yes?

Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!

by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021