by CalculatingCarmine April 18, 2022

An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
by Raws Dye January 2, 2021

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by bigmanbeans June 16, 2022

When you ejaculate into a long sock, and then smack someone in the face with it. Unless otherwise specified, it is implied that it the person is smacking themselves with the sock.
by zalgos June 15, 2025

Roman Santangelo is a man who can simply not hang. Upon announcing to him he can’t hang he crashes out and proceeds to say “I’ve been drinking since I was 7.” After a statement like that everyone can’t help but notice he is guilty of (not being able to hang). Good luck partying with buddy past balls am. You can find him bobbing for dick on the couch.
by Landick August 11, 2024

The extremely patriotic, supremist and controlling ideology of The Roman Empire.
Roman facism is the ideology that there's a superior Roman race (ie. the imperials), Romans are demigods who should be worshipped by foreigners, Rome is superior, blonde-barbarians are inferior & should be executed, The Roman Empire should be restored, the Caesars are gods, the Roman military should continously patrol the streets, all Roman citizens should be patriots of Rome & The Roman Empire should be glorified with annual parades.
Roman facism is the ideology that there's a superior Roman race (ie. the imperials), Romans are demigods who should be worshipped by foreigners, Rome is superior, blonde-barbarians are inferior & should be executed, The Roman Empire should be restored, the Caesars are gods, the Roman military should continously patrol the streets, all Roman citizens should be patriots of Rome & The Roman Empire should be glorified with annual parades.
(e.g: 'Roman facism believes that the Romans are the superior gods of civilization who invented the world & that the Germanics are inferior blonde-haired barbarians who must be eradicated').
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis August 25, 2023
