A person who may not have the most junk in the trunk, but will fill your bunk with spunk (it might be green though, if so vacate the premise). Often known for their incredibly sexy personality, many people say they are like Greek gods.
by Bigdaddydilfers November 23, 2021

When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

“Sammy! Get out of the street!”
by Hudsonlover360 October 21, 2019

A person who deep down knows they are gay but doesnt seem to understand who they are but overall their chill and can get buff
Sammys gay
by Jackintheboxfromurmom July 29, 2022

A paradox of quantum superposition.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
by h06i10 January 8, 2023

by dabberhero December 10, 2018
