Poopey dick

a dick that is covered in poop after anal sex

Dude, i had anal with your mom last night! Man did i have a poopey dick after that

by Rdot9 December 16, 2008

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.

When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

by nosferahtan May 8, 2013

dick buttoned

getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014

Zombie dick

What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail

"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"

by bamasa37sb34 January 19, 2014

dick fed

To have been the recipient of a penile insertion

"Thalidomide my arse, you were just dick fed as a kid"

by nemm November 30, 2013

Shit dick

When a person has had anal sex and has remnants of fecal matter on their penis.
Gay people and straight people get shit dick.

Person one( so she let me in her back door and when i was done there was shit all on my dick

Person two( damn u got shit dick

by lil kendrick January 25, 2015

lay the dick

(1) Verb - To completely and utterly win, dominate, and/or succeed in any facet of life; a phrase to describe winning against an opponent in any form of competition, activity, or encounter in a manner that leaves your opponent embarrassed, ashamed, humiliated, wholly defeated, and nothing but a shell of what they once were.

(2) Noun - Phrase used to express admiration or congratulation towards another who has just succeeded in dominating his or her opponent/adversary in some form of competition, activity, or encounter.

(1) Jay: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

John: I laid the dick on that league and finished with a 10-3 regular season record before getting assfucked by James the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs.

(2) Jesse: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

James: I kept 5 rbs on my bench all season and managed to lock in an 8th seed playoff spot with my 6-7 record, but I scuttlefucked the number 1 seed in the first round thanks to Gurley having a career week.

Jesse: Lay the dick, bro. Lay that dick on the table and let that #1 seed know what you went in dry with.

by Jpopson247 April 23, 2018