she pays what she weighs

if she is over weight then she gets a check if you treat her right she will pay up to the exact amount of how much she weighs

She pays me 800 dollars a month, she weighs 800 pounds she pays what she weighs.

by Jujupayway December 6, 2021

If that's what you believe then shoot me

During the end of the spec ops, the line campaign John Konrad said this

No everything all of this it was your fault - Captain walker
If that's what you believe then shoot me- John Konrad

by Smart words sussybaka January 10, 2022

my man what the fu-

the time where you aren`t in a situation and feel like my man what the fu-

you see a guy fall out of nowhere you say my man what the fu-

by redditor_idiot February 27, 2022

That’s what she said

A old ass statement that nobody likes anymore unless your seven that is made after a everyday remark that can also be used in the bedroom.

“Dude, why’s is this so fucking hard!”
“That’s what she said!”
“Dude, shit the fuck up!”

by The man under the mask April 11, 2022

That's what she said

Its what a band student said to me once

Student: *shows me a saxophone that's big*
Me: wow! Its big!
Student: That's what she said
Me: AHAHAHAHA LOLLLLLL

by Rubeedi April 17, 2022

that's what she said

a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.

1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022

Plural Version of What

When you’re so fucking smart that you accurately answer two questions at once with one calculated “What?”.

i was writing this but lost too many brain cells and will come back to this once i’m strong enough, Plural Version of Whats

by 20inchrim May 23, 2022