pinch my inch

something that a person with a small penis 1 incher might say to his bitch or hoe in order to receive a hand job but without looking like a twat.

Andy: Pinch my inch, bitch!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!

by Veno-mous boy August 5, 2006

suck on my balls

A provactive statement popularized by Jeremy of Pure Pwnage, used to insist that the insultee suck on the balls of the insulter.

Kyle, suck on my balls.

by J-dizzizzle November 15, 2007

nibble my carrot

Rabbit terminology, for suck my dick

1.Suck my Dick
2.Hey bitch go easy when you nibble my carrot.

by comero February 21, 2004

Oh my ass

When someone is getting fucked in their shitty asshole, they may proclaim this state of discomfort.

Rubbercow got some hot anal and said "Oh my ass". Ed masturbated.

by Seifer Almasy June 27, 2003

leggo my eggo

what you say when you have the munchies and somebody comes up and steals your waffle so you kick their ass

Leggo my eggo, bitch, fore I mess you up!

by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

bit my lip and close my eyes

1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.

2)a way to masturbate.

i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''

he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.

by awesome456 May 3, 2010

MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

AS IN "MERKIN" ITS A TINY TUPEE FOR THE TIP OF THE PENIS

BILL KEEPS IS HIS DICK WARM BY WEARING THE MERKIN FOR MY GERKIN

by SLAPPYNUTSTOTHEFACE March 12, 2010