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Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey
I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits
by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023
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jacking

To not pay attention then wonder what's going on/happened once the conversation has ended
we were making plans today then Sean asked what we were doing, we told him to stop jacking and maybe he would know the plans
by The only A October 24, 2023
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Jack

I put the beers in jack to keep them cold
by Hsjajsiaiasns November 23, 2021
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Jack

Jack is either a quiet tall lad who always wears a watch or is a short and stubby fellow who may aswell be albino. He isn't to great at keeping secrets but will always tease people if not. Once he is comfortable with people he knows most, he will be laughing all the time or else he is left to entertain himself or a weirdo.
by Bunnybigknickers April 25, 2023
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jack fash

Macho fashion for true guys, like sports jerseys, jeans, etc., i.e. the opposite of metrosexual fashion.
That Raider's jersey is totally jack fash.
by TrepHawk October 29, 2012
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jacking my squash

Random guy: your kinda gay. Me: your really jacking my squash right about now
by Kylethajit September 28, 2021
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jack and dash

Texts you all night trying to ejaculate, and once he does, you don't hear from him again until the next time he's horny and alone.
I just sent him 5 dirty pictures, then all of a sudden he stopped responding! The douche just did the Jack and dash!
by Asstreasurer July 23, 2014
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