new super Mario Bros wii

Fun gaem to plae for Mario hehe

You: I'm going home now

Your friend: why so early
You I'm going to play new super Mario Bros wii with my mom

Your friend: can I play to
You: ok

Random stranger: ohh ohh can I play toooooooo
You: are you under 21
Stranger: uhh...yeah sure
You: ok

by new super Mario Bros wii July 17, 2022

New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.

Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

New Orleans McFlurry

The act of cumming in a high power fan and seasoning it with rat shit, then turning the fan on at a party so your unborn kids fly onto all the unsuspecting party guests.

Jimmy just let fly at that fan and I think hey call that a New Orleans McFlurry!

by Bagel aids July 17, 2022

New Zealand

A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.

Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.

And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands

Guy1: Hey theres this place called New Zealand, wanna go there
Guy2: ya its cool

by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022

New demon ghost

New demon ghost appears on live.

TMBOY22 the most popular YouTubers who caught a demon ghost hovering behind the bushes at 2:34 at night in the forest. Later then, 3:21 TMBOY22 reported it to the police station where now it starts getting attention. She says “I didn’t expect it to happen, I was shaking.” There were 2 dead bodies in the forest.

Polices we’re now investigating the forest and telling other people to stay at there homes.

professional investigators mentions that red leafs were on the dead bodies stomach, polices wanted to found out why there were red leafs on the dead bodies stomach, they check the prints of the red leaf. And they figured out the name of the demon ghost.

NAME: BLOODY LEAF GHOST#1
LOCATED: VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE
CONTACT US: 6264183687 to send informations to the case.

34-year old man near in VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE says “the BLOODY LEAF GHOST would knock on my door, I looked out in the window and I didn’t saw anyone till this case happened.. people mentions that they also got a knock from there door too, i also heard that the demons ghost were the ones from the grave.”

Be aware of the new demon ghosts.

by TRWLNEWS July 24, 2022

New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.

"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."

by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022

New Scot

A non-native person living in Scotland who supports Scottish Nationalism.

She’s not English/German/American, she’s a New Scot.

by PizzaDog123 July 29, 2022