Sir Balls Alot

A sexy gentleman with large balls.

Well hello, Sir Balls Alot. May I take your coat?

by sirballsalot#1fan August 6, 2011

mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011

the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.

She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

Frosted moth ball

When a man 'mouth pockets' a load from a buddy and proceeds to snowball it before spitting it into a womans vagina. If that woman becomes pregnant, it is officially a frosted moth ball.

Hey Toby, your grandma is pregnant. I gave her a frosted moth ball a few weeks back and now you're the father. Congrats!

by Tobias Mathias February 8, 2023

Ball Soup Tornado

When an individual is outside walking on a hot humid day and the air is so heavy it sticks to you. You can smell other people's body odor, including their balls, when they pass you walking by. The weather totally sucks making you feel as if you are "swimming in ball soup".

Kansas Summers / High Humidity/ Tornado Season .. aka - BALL SOUP TORNADO.

by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019

The ball sack snatcher

A strange in human figure who snatches nuts without consent

Billy: Are you still considerd a virgin if The ball sack snatcher steals ur balls (no answer)

by Mr_pulty November 3, 2021

Balls in ya jaws

The coolest saying ever I'm in 2nd grade and me and my friends love yelling balls in ya jaws in the bathroom Also saying it while pulling the fire alarm prank GOLDEN.

Do 10 jumping jacks

balls in ya jaws

Can i have ur worksheet

no but u can have my balls in ya jaws

by manhandler bob September 22, 2021