"People who reprimand kids born in 1998-1999 for saying they're "90's babies" need to take their "late 80's-early 90's" flags they've been waving at us and kindly shove it up their booties.."
by NAVY March 05, 2016
A term used when something someone has wanted passionately blows up in their face. Coined after the BP Oil Spill in which Republicans were forced to choke on their own words.
Drill Baby, Drill
by pucksock March 25, 2011
A child who is born in a test tube through the mixing of the mothers egg cells and the fathers sperm cells.
Frank Mongiove is a test tube baby.
by Will Harbaugh March 19, 2004
A seriously misleading syndrome. A man who seemingly has an extremely small penis will surprise even the sluttiest college girls when they get hard. Don't be disappointed if your guy seems like he has a small one, because he may just surprise you with a anaconda that would put even the most well-endowed porn super-star to shame.
Woman One: "Damn girl, I can't believe you say Tyrone had a big cock. He was so small! I ran out of that room so fast!"
Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."
Woman One: "Dammit..."
Woman Two: "No, girl! He has Baby Dick Syndrome! He's HUGE when he's hard."
Woman One: "Dammit..."
by DanizzleFoShizzle July 19, 2011
Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.
Person D (D for dumb): Man I slept like a baby last night
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)
by lex_and_em February 12, 2019
The sexual act of a female partner using a sharp object to cut open her own abdomen for use as a sexual orifice by a male partner.
by VeniVidiVic74 December 22, 2010
A joke, in which instead of saying something old, like "Have you ever just wanted to kill someone?", you would say something such as "Anyone ever wanted to just take a baby and put red thumb tacts in it's eyeballs so when it looks around it looks like a demon?".
Dead or alive baby jokes example
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
Idiot-"Have you ever got so angry you wanted to break your xbox?"
Smart Person-"No no no, now it's have you ever wanted to just take out a babies tail bone with your bare hands?"
by 1997sjg April 05, 2011