mental blue balls

The very uncomfortable feeling you get when friends talk about a really good story but refuse to tell it to you. It leaves you feeling incomplete and just rotten, similar to physical blue balls.

Friend: OMG that was SO funny. Like srsly the BEST story ever i will never forget it!

You: whats the story guys?

Friend: oh no way man. theres no way we can tell the story its just too funny

You: NOW I HAVE MENTAL BLUE BALLS

by dufbear August 20, 2011

the dick of my balls

In reference to one’s penis.

She kept staring at the dick of my balls.

I need to pee out of the dick of my balls.

40 ounce in my lap and it’s freezin’ the dick of my balls.

I’m thinking about getting enlargement surgery for the dick of my balls.

by Sigaret Breff June 8, 2023

Frosted moth ball

When a man 'mouth pockets' a load from a buddy and proceeds to snowball it before spitting it into a womans vagina. If that woman becomes pregnant, it is officially a frosted moth ball.

Hey Toby, your grandma is pregnant. I gave her a frosted moth ball a few weeks back and now you're the father. Congrats!

by Tobias Mathias February 8, 2023

Head Ball Coach

nickname for championship-winning Coach Steve Spurrier

The Head Ball Coach went to the beach to tan.

by Coop Dupe June 12, 2018

Shiite Muslim balls

A replacement term for using a "fecal explitive" ie: saying shucks, shoot, dang, crap

Mary says she won't go out with me... "Shiite Muslim balls!"

by Acmeusa July 3, 2018

Skee-Ball Abuse

Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.

Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.

by SHiFT_HD February 15, 2019

Ball sack attack

This is when your ball sack starts itching so bad. That you have to attack your nuts violently to make the itching stop.

Oh my god. I'm having a ball sack attack.

by Joey Bonadeuce September 29, 2018