why am i on urban dictionary 

cause ur seriously bored

bob: why am i on urban dictionary?
dave: cause ur bored

why am i on urban dictionary by byeihateyou May 16, 2019

The Urban Dictionary

A website where narcissistic and retarded assholes write stupid definitions about porn.

The Urban dictionary is overrated. Oh wait, I'm using it! Someone call the cops!

The Urban Dictionary by Santa Nugg December 2, 2018

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary 

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015

stop searching your name on urban dictionary 

Please stop, we dont care what your name means in urban dictionary

please stop searching your name on urban dictionary. get some help

stop searching your name on urban dictionary by aevin March 15, 2017

Publisher on Urban Dictionary 

Person or Persons who have no life and spend time tell ing people if a they have a good word or not A.K.A loser

I wasted all of last night being a publisher on Urban Dictionary.

Publisher on Urban Dictionary by a fuffy camel May 26, 2009

Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary 

Trying to find a way of showing that you have a big dick without them seeing your dick.

Person A: You better not be looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary again! It's just gonna ypsay you have a big dick!
Person B: Exactly

Looking up your name on the Urban Dictionary by Copy the Compcom May 25, 2020

Tim Urban 

Amazing, gorgeous, dreamy finalist on American Idol. Rocks the long brown hair and has a smile that make girls go weak in the knees. Was an alternate for the top 24, but was put in when someone already had a record deal. His first performance was pretty shaky, but his good looks and charm have carried him past the top 12.

Simon Cowell- It doesn't matter what we say. Your gonna smile, America is gonna vote for you, and you'll be here next week!

Tim Urban- *smiles*

Randy Jackson- So I'm gonna judge you on a Tim level, and on a Tim level that performance was pretty good.

Tim Urban- *smiles*

Tim Urban by smileyface33 April 12, 2010