Christmas Shit

(See also: red shit: a shit that makes your butthole bleed; Green shit: speaks for itself. green shit.) A Christmas Shit is basically a combination of the Red and Green Shit. You see both red and green. The Christmas Shit also earns its name due to the fact that it often takes the shitter by surprise, as if it were a present.

I just took a Christmas shit in July and I didn't even know it was coming!

by B~Schwa July 30, 2013

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rim shits

Refers to a state of gastrointestinal distress usually resulting in premature defecation; unwittingly shitting on the toilet, not in it.

While donuts make me go nuts, Timbits give me rim shits.

by Chunk Rousseau February 23, 2011

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Desperate Shit

Everyone,
It's a contagious disease

Mostly Teenagers because all they think about is

Sex, Dating, Fake love, and showing their partner to other friends to show off.

Look around, watch desperate shits "socialize"

by rickrokks March 4, 2011

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lollipop shit

pertaining to any sort of house, electro or dubstep music... you know, shit all the hoes be suckin on lollipops to

WHOMP WHOMPPP WHOMMMMMMPPPPAPOMPAPOMPA

Guy: I can't feel my face man, this lollipop shits got me fuck

by juicyjay850 March 8, 2011

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shit-chat

the act of texting, rather than talking especially at work, on the phone about nonsensical stuff and the on-goings of life while taking a shit.

Dude, I had so much stuff to do at the work today but I had to drop a line and figured I would kill two birds with one stone and just shit-chat with ya!

by Eyeball Ray August 6, 2011

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Potluck Shit

The crazy shit you take after eating suspect food at a potluck event.

Dude, I took the worst potluck shit last night. I don't know if it was Brandon's Garlic Dip or Ashley's cheese salad that did me in... whatever it was that dump was chaos!

by SamEureka August 12, 2011

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