dick-fro

pubes that are not shaved, left into a afro kind of a hairy dick

only married dudes rock the dick-fro

by POPPA March 14, 2012

kobe dick

A penis with a bend (downward) from the tip.

That guy's dick was bend like Kobe's wrist, hitting a three. He got a "Kobe dicks.

by JohnVagabond July 11, 2016

Dick Vibe

A vibe a girl has that says "fuck me". A girl with a dick vibe doesn't have to be attractive, and doesn't have to physically act slutty, she just has a certain look that let's guys know that she's easy.

"Yeah those sorority girls can get guys easily, but that's because they all have dick vibes"
"That girl is so easy, she just reeks of a dick vibe"

by bing25 April 20, 2010

lay the dick

(1) Verb - To completely and utterly win, dominate, and/or succeed in any facet of life; a phrase to describe winning against an opponent in any form of competition, activity, or encounter in a manner that leaves your opponent embarrassed, ashamed, humiliated, wholly defeated, and nothing but a shell of what they once were.

(2) Noun - Phrase used to express admiration or congratulation towards another who has just succeeded in dominating his or her opponent/adversary in some form of competition, activity, or encounter.

(1) Jay: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

John: I laid the dick on that league and finished with a 10-3 regular season record before getting assfucked by James the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs.

(2) Jesse: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

James: I kept 5 rbs on my bench all season and managed to lock in an 8th seed playoff spot with my 6-7 record, but I scuttlefucked the number 1 seed in the first round thanks to Gurley having a career week.

Jesse: Lay the dick, bro. Lay that dick on the table and let that #1 seed know what you went in dry with.

by Jpopson247 April 23, 2018

Soup Dick

The insertion of a penis followed by swirling movement and then retraction of said penis.

Also may refer to any sex that is especially moist.

"Did you get laid last night?" "Hell yeah, I got that Soup Dick, girl!"

by Savlyn November 22, 2011

dick and dip

Another phrase for hit it and quit it

Dude I totally dick and diped last night on Carly

by Lauretaytayfyi June 2, 2016

dick knock

A dork that is unaware that his/she is one. Usually innocent dorks that think they're cool, they can often be found bowling, dancing with classic "white guy" moves, and listening to bands like Rush, Styx, and Boston.

Look at that dick knock dancing to "Mr Roboto."

by T,J. October 20, 2005