fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Morbin Time

- The particular time of day when one morbs

It looks like it’s Morbin Time

by Catherine James June 8, 2022

Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.

I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Mirror Time

Standing in front of the mirrors at a gym and flex and pose

Every time this bozo gets off a machine,he makes sure he gets in his Mirror Time

by HDLVR December 18, 2025

Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.

Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!

by Pheelips April 15, 2024

Hamburger Time

Noun: Death

"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"

You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor

by IWantToBeAHillbilly April 14, 2024

snazz time

A great time to have with your friends and do shit you’re not supposed to, it also works great if you don’t want your parents know what you’re doing 💀

“Guys lets have a snazz time tonight”

by Rrrhhhllleeccc June 20, 2019