Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

Cunt

A term of endearment spoken to a loved one, typically if they're particularly calamitous and clumsy.

*John bumps into table, knocking Sarah's drink onto the floor*
Sarah: For fuck sake John, you're such a cunt.

by Douche_lorde November 29, 2016

Cunt Cup

A hard female cup that covers the vaginal area during sports and unwanted sexual advances.

I had my Cunt Cup on all night and it itched!

by Panty Teaser September 29, 2015

Cunt

Donald John Trump

Hes is a cunt.

by Nninja January 7, 2021

Rotten Cunt

The opposite of a Good Cunt, a bloke who is a completely selfish arsehole.

That rotten cunt stole my last beer. He can get fucked.

by Burnsy321 June 27, 2025

Cunt

What the fuck are you doing you know god damn well what cunt means go get a life you faggot

Your a cunt

by Adam sta no name June 4, 2018

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024