When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.
*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!
by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019
Get the Time travel mug.To calmly, rationally wait for the rest of the world to catch up with me. To never lose my cool while the madness dissolves and we then march on together into a better world.
I have this crazy idea that my rights are being denied by a group of people who want me to shut up about their crimes. So, I’m Biden my time while they run out of new things to try. Soon they will agree with me and we can move on to a better life together.
by You rReal Name November 14, 2020
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Get the Coffesita Time mug.Oh once in your life you find someone
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down
Yeah nothin' can change what you mean to me
Oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
'Cause our love will light the way
Who will turn your world around
Bring you up when you're feelin' down
Yeah nothin' can change what you mean to me
Oh there's lots that I could say
But just hold me now
'Cause our love will light the way
You are my once in a lifetime ❤️
by a dream and 💔 July 19, 2024
Get the Time mug.A term referring to the consistent tendency to arrive a minimum of 30 minutes late, often viewed as a personal trademark rather than mere tardiness.
**Johnny Time (noun):** A humorous term used to describe the act of consistently arriving at least 30 minutes late to an event, meeting, or appointment, often with no sense of urgency or explanation. Commonly associated with chronic tardiness disguised as a personality trait.
Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
Example: "Oh, he’s running on Johnny Time again—don’t expect him for at least another hour!"
by Jodefines November 29, 2024
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Get the Morbin Time mug.When someone is always incredibly late. If an event starts at 4, they’ll maybe be there by 6:30. They will never be ready by the time you ask them be ready by.
“Hey, where’s Zapata? We said to be here by 4”
“He’s just getting out of bed”
“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
“He’s just getting out of bed”
“Damn, that bitch is always on Zapata time”
by CM_0313 May 28, 2024
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