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Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.
My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.
by spungladash December 17, 2023
mugGet the Throat monkeymug.

Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
mugGet the Grease Monkeymug.

Monkey

Something warm, wet, snuggly, and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.
She has a nice monkey, warm, soft, delicious, and it didn't smell.

How was the monkey last night bro?
by tommytheramtrain March 18, 2021
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die
You see the meth Monkey at the zoo the other day?
by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023
mugGet the Meth Monkeymug.

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g
freaky alabama monkey is a nigget
by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023
mugGet the freaky alabama monkeymug.

monkey spunk

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022
mugGet the monkey spunkmug.

Big black monkey

Person1: yo bro did see that big black monkey waking past us

Person2: that’s racism you dumbass
by Big jamal wit glizzy March 20, 2025
mugGet the Big black monkeymug.

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