Fucking Knife

A person who is fucking dumb as all hell and don’t know what there doing with there life- also could be called a dickwad or a wad of dick

Shane: Wow John, your a fucking knife
John: yeah I know

by Thee Fucking Knife September 24, 2018

Knaggered Fucked

Really fucked up

Government: You owe us money, it’s called taxes

You: How much do I owe you?

Gov: You have to figure that out
You: Can I just pay what I want?
Gov: No, we know exactly how much you owe us but you have to guess that number too
You: What if I get it wrong?
Gov: You go to prison

Me: That’s knaggered fucked

by Zinyak1503 April 17, 2019

Fucking What?

The only viable response to something so utterly shocking that it leaves you in the ultimate state of confusion and disbelief.

*Phone rings at 0330*
Me: "Nnnnnuughhh... hello..?"
Team Chief: "Hey, just checking to make sure you're good to come into work at 0900."
Me: "Fucking what?"

by Nitedarer January 25, 2021

fuck that for u

the opposite of love that for u ; like when something shitty happens to someone.

karen: my boyfriend just broke up with me
me: fuck that for u

by well ;) November 21, 2018

fuck-a-like

A sexual partner who bears a resemblance to an unobtainable desired sex partner

When I screwed my eyes up a bit, he was a right fuck-a-like for Johnny Depp.

by llkit December 18, 2014

fuck-slammed

When you slam the door promptly after answering it at the sight of someone or something on the other side of the door, often causing the words "OH FUCK!" to be shouted aloud as you "fuck-slam" the door in their face.

I fuck-slammed the door quickly at the sight of my ex on the other side!

by PozPiggy January 22, 2018

cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...

"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."

by Skycop August 21, 2016