“After I nutted I made sure to clean my cum biscuit thoroughly.”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
“Babe will you lick my cum biscuit off of me?”
by Awkwardlolafry February 21, 2023
Get the Cum biscuitmug. BUM CUM:
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
Get the Bum cummug. he cummed last night.
by LukeeWORDS April 29, 2023
Get the Cummug. Giving oral sex in which the individual giving allows the receiver to ejaculate in their mouth, typically followed by swallowing.
by I’m so high dude September 29, 2022
Get the catching cummug. by EdAdrianSaba March 23, 2018
Get the Cum-Stirrermug. A female thing that sexts 50+ dudes and calls them all baby. She will fuck them in less than 3 days 7 tops. Most likely known under other names as well.
That's the cum guzzling skank whore from the fair trying for baby number four.
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Slut, skank, hoe, whore, dirty, nasty, cum guzzling slut
by Whoresihate August 15, 2016
Get the Cum guzzling skank whoremug. by floordaddy March 9, 2023
Get the CUM COWmug.