You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

by Gingerballin December 13, 2022

You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.

"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

by SmokeyTheBear420 November 9, 2021

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

Anal Intercourse You!!!

A phrase you say to people who are against profanity, and say it's immature and stupid. The idea is to give show them that such censored "replacements" are worse.

Jimmy: I like to look at kiddie porn!
Arcon: Fuck you!
Jimmy's Mom: Now, now, it's inappropriate to swear. Say you're sorry.
Arcon: Anal intercourse you too shithead!!!

by System Error April 14, 2004

And that is why you fail

A phrase used to indicate when a person is at fault or had made some sort of mistake. Can be used in a similar manner as "that's what she said" at the end of the persons' sentence.

Leaving the mall after a long day of shopping for a friends birthday present

Jake: Dude, so what did you buy?
Adam: I bought some shirts, jeans, and a fresh pair of kicks.
Jake: So which one of those is the gift?
Adam: ....gift?

Jake: And that is why you fail...

by AllEyzeOnE March 11, 2010

post fuck you

the "fuck you" spoken after the initial physical retaliation

hater: "you fucking douchebag"
player: (bitch slaps the hater in the face) "post fuck you!"

by nuern December 13, 2009

you got served

An ass ranger gettin' a schmag in the mouth.

An ass ranger got a schmag shoved in his mouth while someone else yelled "you got served"

by otto titslinger June 7, 2004