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Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"
Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
Monkey Gum by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022
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MONKEY by MONKEYedlyederurir September 1, 2022
You.
You are a monkey.
Monkey by A CatFromAfrica September 2, 2022
“That man is a monkey
Monkey by Imthesmartest200876 September 3, 2022
Fa'amausili Siosi Watts & Alex
There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM
Monkey by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022
The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: YEAH go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF

(THE MONKEY WAS WEARING A MONICAL AND A TOPHAT)
Monkey by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022
The brown bear (Ursus arctos) is a large bear species found across Eurasia and North America.13 In North America, the populations of brown bears are called grizzly bears, while the subspecies that inhabits the Kodiak Islands of Alaska is known as the Kodiak bear. It is one of the largest living terrestrial members of the order Carnivora, rivaled in size only by its closest relative, the polar bear (Ursus maritimus), which is much less variable in size and slightly bigger on average.45678 The brown bear's range includes parts of Russia, Central Asia, the Himalayas, China, Canada, the United States, Hokkaido, Scandinavia, Finland, the Balkans, the Picos de Europa and the Carpathian region (especially Romania), Iran, Anatolia, and the Caucasus.19 The brown bear is recognized as a national and state animal in several European countries.10
Max: Yo Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff do you see that monkey on that tree?

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: yeah you wanna throw it a banana?

Max: alright go to the guy over there and buy one!

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: but I don't like him, he was mean to me in pre school

Max: fine ill do it myself

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: ok

3 minuets later

Max: I HAVE AQUIRED BANANA.

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff: throw it to the monkey.

Max: ok

*throws banana*

Monkey: ouch

Max: WTF
Monkey by average monkey enJoyer September 8, 2022