Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
by RandomZed March 28, 2023
Get the New York lonely boymug. New-age scene girls a just like your traditional, mid 2000s scene girl, but "toned down" a little. They don't wear tutus meant for toddlers playing dress up or have hair looking like two rats had sex in, but they still like electronic rock music (not Blood On The Dance Floor though, Dahvie Vanity got his ass exposed) and emo-ish clothing.
by Graystripe November 21, 2016
Get the new-age scene girlmug. A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
Get the new jerssian bastardmug. Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?
Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?
Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock
Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?
Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock
by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010
Get the New Years shockmug. by NoodleNukes January 30, 2025
Get the New Minnow Microscopic Silicone Volcano Cone E Osismug. (Tourette’s Guy watching WWE wrestling on TV)
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
Announcer: “It’s Bad News Brown!”
TG: “Sounds like someone took a massive shit and named it Bad News Brown!”
by rosenovarocks September 15, 2021
Get the Bad News Brownmug. 