Friends

Dicks that make fun off you ex:("You're short and have a small penis")

Ben\Paxton: "Hey Spencer you're small and weak hahahahahha"
Spencer: Crying on the inside
Friends :Douchbags that use you as a punching bag.

by KoolKid2007 May 13, 2019

Friend

Someone who you hate with every fucking fiber in your body, but still talk to for some reason.

Mom: Is that your new friend?
Offspring: Yes.
A year later...
Offspring: YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING WHORE YOU SHIT!
Friend: AT LEAST I DIDN'T SLEEP WITH A TEACHER!

by Venus A. December 14, 2020

Friend

A friend is someone who can be relied upon to bring beer around after you've had a long day moving into your new house.

Stella brought her friend Gino a 6 pack of coopers to share with her in celebration of his move into his dream house.

by GT1980 January 10, 2012

FRIENDS

NOT REAL!!!!!!!

EX FRIEND¨Hey best friend!¨
ME ¨FRIENDS ARE NOT REAL¨

by A real person :0 November 02, 2018

Friend

Friends are just people you can get to carry things sometimes

“My friend is carrying a couch so I can snuggle with my more then friend, that’s why friends are for am I right”

by wenchhh November 25, 2021

Friends

That one 90's sitcom that everyone remembers.

Characters: Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, Ross.
Release Date: September 22, 1994
Finale Date: May 6, 2004

Friends Theme Song -

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)

by Emptiness April 09, 2018

friend

something neither me or the dumbass who looked this up has

guy 1: "wish i had friends"
guy 2: "uhhh....*searches up wtf is a friend on urban dictionary*

by help_imgay May 27, 2021