Friend

The person you have sexual relations with, that isn't your partner. # Alycia Adams

I'm going to wash my friend's dishes. I'll be right back...

by SkankFacts April 19, 2022

Friends

A person that wants you dead and is secretly stalking you and getting paid in your taxes

My friend is over there and he's standing there... MENACINGLY!
That's what friends are for.

by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

Stray Friend

The straight-gay best friend of many girls. They are straight but have gay-like qualities.

Person 1: Hey you wanna come over, my stray friend is making pancakes, with ice cream

by Hellotherefriend November 8, 2020

Friend

A Crackhead person that will stay with you most of your life.

Hey friend, wut up crackhead.

by Among_us November 8, 2020

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

national friend group day

This is the day you celebrate your friend group by exposing them on your story

Isabella: You know what tomorrow is?
Christopher: no what is it?
May: ITS NATIONAL FRIEND GROUP DAY

by it’s brittany bitch November 11, 2020

cheesecake friends

Cheesecake friends are friends who become closer with each other than they are with the friend that originally introduced the two of them.

“I totally introduced Ashley to Alexis, and now they’re cheesecake friends and hang out without me all the time”

by black.sheep.barbie November 11, 2020