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Cum-Smeck

The act of jizzing in your own hand and then quickly slapping someone in the face with that hand.
Nigga, if you don't get me my money I will Cum-Smeck you so hard!
by can sir July 30, 2016
mugGet the Cum-Smeckmug.

Cumming in your coffee

Used when you are messing with someone instead of “I’m kidding” or “just messing with you”
Don’t get mad dude, I’m just cumming in your coffee.
by Coffee Creamer December 13, 2024
mugGet the Cumming in your coffeemug.

Cum fart

When gay
Christian is gay, so cum fart.
by Bradlee2thre3 December 26, 2022
mugGet the Cum fartmug.

Cum jar

take a jar and put something in it then cum in it
Person 1 : IS THAT THE CUM JAR !?

Person 2 : yes
by JaysonTheson February 4, 2022
mugGet the Cum jarmug.

Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.
Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!
by chrissypren April 1, 2021
mugGet the Cum swap machinemug.

Cum Dragon

Cum Dragon is a word when describing a gay dragon who streams
by BigBrainTime360 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Cum Dragonmug.

berries and cum

berries and cum is a ritual when a man with mommy issues eats berries while masturbating and cums on them while screaming "UR MOM" afterward he might do the little lad dance.
"yesterday was so fun! i went to the water park!"
"lucky, yesterday i heard my brother doing the berries and cum ritual."
by pizzarollsnorter September 9, 2021
mugGet the berries and cummug.

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