When one says that something is a new wrinkle on their butts or asses, it typically means that they have seen or heard some kind of bullshit that doesn't make sense, or is bizarre. The saying is based on the saying that when one learns something new, the brain gets a new wrinkle. However, in such cases, something is so out there that the new wrinkle appears on the ass.
I was watching The Golden Girls. When Rose Nylund talked about the old lady with no smile muscles standing on her head and waving, to make her frown and smile, that was a new wrinkle on my butt. I'm sure the other ladies on the show had new wrinkles on their asses as well.
by mama'sfamilynut1983 October 7, 2013
Get the wrinkle on my butt mug.That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.
Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
by bran muffins November 14, 2013
Get the butts o' clock mug.I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt
by Nut Crusher May 25, 2012
Get the Colorado Head butt mug.A poopy butt sack is where u have your nut sack transferd to your asshole so when you take a shit it will feel like an orgasm in your nut sack every time you shit
Guy1 i can't wait to shit
Guy2 oh did you get your poopy butt sack implantment
Guy1 sure did
Guy2 can't wait to get my poopy butt sack
Guy2 oh did you get your poopy butt sack implantment
Guy1 sure did
Guy2 can't wait to get my poopy butt sack
by Logan paseska September 3, 2021
Get the Poopy butt sack mug.An old lady who has sat for too many years on her bubble butt and begins to flatten but yet still round forming a flat bubble butt.
by Downtoearthspace cadette April 11, 2017
Get the flat bubble butt mug.pretty much everyone at one time or another. Probably not the best outlook i could have on life but never the less the one i stand by. allows an insult to be given that confuses the aggressive shaved gorilla in your face long enough to scarper and hence avoid inevitable kickin'
that guy/girl on/in tv, radio, that store, that car (insert own topic/situation) is such a butt monkey!
by jimbob November 17, 2003
Get the butt monkey mug.When as asianis fucking you from behind and instead of gripping your hips, he scratchers your butt cheeks while ejaculating.
"Mychael pulled the ol asian butt scratcher on me last night, good thing, because I sat in an ant pile 2 days ago."
by ye olde kellmyllie September 12, 2009
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