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(little) china baby 

Any person or group of people who ride in the back of a car where there are no seats.
There's 9 of us and only 8 seats, looks like someone's riding (little) china baby.

Waking the baby mammoth 

When a man pleasures himself though masturbation.

This is a prime example of how funny people can create a saying, everyone thank the hilarious E4 narrator for this word invention.
E4 man: 'And next on channel 4 it's 'waking the baby mammoth'. Which sounds like a metaphor for something but isn't.'

Rose & Al: UNTIL NOW!!
Waking the baby mammoth by Alosie December 4, 2009

Budget Test Tube Baby

Somebody who was conceived in a test tube using sub-standard materials and poor quality control resulting in retardedness and stupid behaviour in their adult life.
A : Dude C stuck his hand to his face using Super-Quick-Dry Glue.
B: Man, he's such a budget test tube baby.

ass crack baby

someone whos mother gave birth to them out their ass
ass crack baby by hoyobuster1000 October 23, 2013

Second-Hand Baby 

A screaming child in a restaurant, airplane, or other public enclosed space where you can't get away from the sound.
Kathy and I were at this nice dinner the other night and it was totally ruined by the Second-Hand Baby. We had to leave before dessert.
Second-Hand Baby by scottdrums January 14, 2014

dropped the baby 

dropped the baby: a bowel movement that is so large that it feels as if you have given birth through your anus
Damn, I dropped the baby. I don't think I will ever be able to fart again.
dropped the baby by TooSick4U April 22, 2014