cat

a cat

cat.

by ADAM JENCA67 48UIJRK February 4, 2023

cat helling

Term used to define the colossal scoldings directed at your cat because he ate your chocolate cake or simply because he didn't cook the goldfish he killed yesterday to eat it.

Man, I've done cat helling to my cat for my cake....it was for my girlfriend!

by Myhuoseisadragon February 16, 2023

cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021

Cat

An enigmatic creature that still confuses people with its odd antics to this day.

And the Lord said: Make the cat soft and warm, like fuzzy hugs...
...And put razor blades on his feet.

...And also make him a little shit at times.

...And also make him really lovable despite that.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 4, 2020

Cat

A cute little demon with razor sharp claws

"WATCH OUT! THERES A CAT!"

by anonymous January 18, 2022

emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

this is possibly the worst thing ever

i should never look out emoji cat heat ahh milk push harder 13+

by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025

Cat

THE ABSOLUTE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! {cute and soft}

I got a new cat

by J the denki fan May 16, 2021