Ma-jacked

When your mom comes over to your place and uses your computer to check her facebook account, but fails to log in as herself first, so she's posting to all her friends as you.

Holy shit, my facbook account has been ma-jacked!

by DontLetThisHappenToYou November 10, 2010

Jack

An absolute jack-ass (Pun, partially intended) who hates people and will slap the shit outta you if you push him far enough

John: Hey, did you hear what Jack did?
Mary: Yeah, he beat the shit outta Daniel, he's such a fucking Jack-ass

by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 6, 2021

jack wipe

Another term for sponge rag, jizz rag or cum rag.

This annoying jack wipe stole my shoes!

by Hearshotkid_2113 March 1, 2023

Jack Hewstone

He is a good guy. Kinda like his personality. Tall skinny funny can put nice accents. That's my guy

Jack Hewstone is nice

by Sofiarra123 December 17, 2018

Jack Kerobyan

Boy WITH FAT TITTIES AND HAS A NICE ASS AND LIKES MEN

Wtf Is THAT Jack Kerobyan.

by johhansdiw October 26, 2018

Jack Wolgemuth

This is a young man that simply loves the game of Volleyball. Already All-American since the age of 16. He has great potential. Many also refer to him as Woogy and find peace in his kind showing of personality.

Kenadie: Woah, did you see that super cute volleyball guy?
Me: Yeah that’s my boy Jack Wolgemuth!

by TheG December 21, 2023

flapy jacks

fat people jumping jacks.

Fat camp director:all right kids do some flapy jacks.

Fat kid:slap slap slap*(fat on kid is slapping himself)

by Mr. Maaan August 1, 2012