love

The world's one great trickster. It will lead you down long roads simply to stab you and leave you for dead where no one will find the body. It builds up your self-esteem, then attacks it with a fucking wrecking ball explosives until you're left with shards to try and glue back together. It makes you feel worthy of Thor's hammer one moment, worthless base scum the next. You could have the most amazing girlfriend beside you one day, and next day you walk in to her fucking your best friend. And your entire glass wall of happiness explodes and rips you to pieces with the shards.
Love's bullshit.

Does she love me?

by dry_dark_humor February 10, 2019

Love Sponge

A penis.

Your love sponge is huge. - Your penis is huge.

by Evilhamsta February 26, 2009

make love

When very disgusting, soppy, romantic things happen e.g. kissing (ugh) hugging (Oh, FUCK! I'm gonna BARF) and sex (RETCH).

It is an absolute fuckin' disgrace. Why can't we clone people instead of havin' sex and annoyin' babies?

Jess: "Hey Soren, why do you think the term 'make love is so soppy?"
Soren: "It's not my bag. It's NOT."
Jess: "Why not?"
Soren: "It's DISGUSTING."
Jess: "What makes it disgusting?"
Soren: "Spit exchange."

by Wolfy Watkins July 5, 2006

love puff

a cute and somewhat sexy fart or emission of air from the butt hole.
typically a girl fart.

guy: hey whats up

girl: *love puff*

guy; oh my god thats sexy do it in my moufffffffff

by yourmom4206969696969420 October 18, 2018

love munchkin

A guy who will act like a baby just to get your affection but then turn into a beast. He is the guy you would wear a gold chain for that says love munchkin to show he owns you. He is a sexy beast and a lovable other half.

Tim is my love munchkin so back off!

by Boo bear 1127 November 20, 2016

Love Circle

this is used when people are around that you don’t want them to know you and you’re S/O are together, or talking. you simply draw 3 circles to say i love you with your finger.

*Jessica and Ryan laughing together*

Brooke: Hey Jessica what’s up

Jessica: Nothing much just hanging.

Brooke: Oh my gosh are you and Ryan dating?!
Ryan: No! i would never date her. *draws three small love circles signalling towards Jessica, she draws four back saying I love you too*

by lnaowhatisthis August 26, 2017

chemical love

The extra push you need to have crazy sex with a partner. Though it is euphoric, chemical love is deadly. It literally plays with your heart and my cause it to stop working. Be aware of chemical love.

They were such a beautiful couple but they both died together due to to much chemical love

Evil, lust, whores, drug, party

by Prophit#1 October 20, 2017