Scut Monkey

A Scut Monkey is a person who is the has no morals and contributes no value to society.... But who has fun laughing at other peoples expense and misfortune! The type of person you would find on Benidorm strip encouraging their 10 year old (trainee scut monkey) to put money down a pole dancers pants at 12pm on a Wednesday afternoon!

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by Scut Monkey Entertainments September 26, 2025

Lesbian Monkey

Another Way of Saying Gay

Person 1: Hey man, I'm a lesbian monkey
Person 2: isnt that another term of saying you're gay?
Person 1: Shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

Monkey

what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo

Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey

by Keven Malone January 4, 2020

Tea Monkeys

A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger

Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!

Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?

Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel

by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

Chizzle monkey

I man or a women who likes a good old sniff of the finest whiff but doesn’t know when it is time to call it a day or night/ days or nights. Step away from the chizzle monkey!

Fucking he’ll mate you still up at it ?how many legs have you nailed? You’ve been a right chizzle monkey haven’t you !

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023