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Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.
Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.
by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022
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Monkey Fucker

Someone who goes out of their way and deliberately infects themselves with diseases, such as: monkey-pox, HIV, covid-19, ...
A: whoa, monkey-pox is spreading like wildfire, how come?
B: them monkey fuckers at it again, I guess.
by Hmastray July 20, 2022
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Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.
Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!
by Clinered July 23, 2022
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Discharge Monkey

by Theotheblackperson July 25, 2022
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Monkey

Oh shut up your monkey”
by Finners0983 July 26, 2022
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Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.
"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"
by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022
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Eating the monkey

Code for eating pussy. Eating the monkey is something that must be done; it is mandatory. If you don't eat the monkey, you are a bitch.
Person 1: Yo AC, were you eating the monkey last night?
Person 2: Nah bruh, why the fuck would I do that?
Person 3: You have to eat the monkey bro. What are you some kind of pussy?
by Digital Gus Fring July 30, 2022
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