Figurative Butt-hole

(noun) An anus which does not actually exist in the real world, but is often subjected to abuse.

Man, after getting raped by the physics test, my figurative butt-hole is sooo loose

by TransPM May 3, 2012

Butt Rocker Rob

Rob like other Robs but is considered a butt rocker

Butt Rocker Rob thinks Ozzy is head banger music when everyone knows its butt rock. That's why we call him Butt Rocker Rob

by Swaybone December 31, 2020

JB Butt Shot

When your out at a restaurant, and the waiter is so nervous, they spill a tray of drinks down your back and the liquor slides down and pools up in the crack of your ass.

Johnny was so nervous having to serve her, that when he brought over the drinks, he spilled the drinks all over her, creating a JB Butt Shot.

by Lindros97 October 4, 2009

butts o' clock

That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.

Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.

by bran muffins November 14, 2013

Colorado Head butt

A fake head butt followed through with a straight punch to the nuts

I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt

by Nut Crusher May 25, 2012

Gay Butt Sex

A sexual act where two or more gay men engage in penetrative sex with their assholes. This is usually accompanied by a copious amount of lube. According to the Geneva Convention it would not be considered gay butt sex but rather just butt sex if one of the parties involved utter the magic words "no homo".

Charles: Yo I had Gay Butt Sex yesterday. It felt amazing!
Bao Dao: Yeah I know I did it with you!

by i luv linh dao January 28, 2023

Jiggle Butt Gang

A weird group of people that are overly sexual despite their age. They have much in common and will not stop making each other uncomfortable. They often.post shut while talking on Facebook. They come up with the randomest shit and are awesome. .ma stands for fuck my ass. and the fire dragon cook out are just two things they've come up with.

H: I know a lot of sexual things that would scare you.
Ja: How Bout the Fire Dragon Cook Out
H: OMFG that's crazy and sexual and just.might work. PUT IT ON URBAN DICTIONARY!

A Jiggle Butt Gang is a weird gang with weird people dontcha think.

by Ansem Seeker of Darkness January 11, 2015