love

The world's one great trickster. It will lead you down long roads simply to stab you and leave you for dead where no one will find the body. It builds up your self-esteem, then attacks it with a fucking wrecking ball explosives until you're left with shards to try and glue back together. It makes you feel worthy of Thor's hammer one moment, worthless base scum the next. You could have the most amazing girlfriend beside you one day, and next day you walk in to her fucking your best friend. And your entire glass wall of happiness explodes and rips you to pieces with the shards.
Love's bullshit.

Does she love me?

by dry_dark_humor February 10, 2019

Love Sponge

A penis.

Your love sponge is huge. - Your penis is huge.

by Evilhamsta February 26, 2009

make love

When very disgusting, soppy, romantic things happen e.g. kissing (ugh) hugging (Oh, FUCK! I'm gonna BARF) and sex (RETCH).

It is an absolute fuckin' disgrace. Why can't we clone people instead of havin' sex and annoyin' babies?

Jess: "Hey Soren, why do you think the term 'make love is so soppy?"
Soren: "It's not my bag. It's NOT."
Jess: "Why not?"
Soren: "It's DISGUSTING."
Jess: "What makes it disgusting?"
Soren: "Spit exchange."

by Wolfy Watkins July 5, 2006

noms and love

The phrase "noms and love" is the new "peaches and cream," or "hugs and kisses." Dripping with sappiness.

There was no plot to that chick flick. It was all just noms and love about how Mary loved Billy.

by argetlam42 August 18, 2009

love truffle

slang term for vagina

after picking this skank up at the bar i couldnt wait to dive into her love truffle

by Cowboy311 September 12, 2009

love cries

Sounds one emits when/while being f***ed.

I couldn't even hear my damn T.V. over my next door neigbor's love cries.

by Bebe G. April 12, 2010

love spun

1.Describes when the affects of being in love resemble those of a spun drug addict.

2.Excitable/erratic behavior when in love as opposed to a placid and/or drowsy state i.e. love drunk/stoned.

Man, ever since Steve met that girl he's been totally love spun and can't sit still.

by stjxp April 17, 2010