Jacket Cum

When the white fluff or particles of a brand new jacket or hoodie land on your pants and then there is so much that it looks like a cum stain.

After buying a new jacket, a found loads of jacket cum on my pants the next day.

by The Sloth Milk March 28, 2015

Cum

White fluid that is released from the penis when horny

1. "I'm gonna cum soon"
2. "For fuck sake jimmy did you cum in the dog again?"

by Toast2382 August 21, 2021

Nigger cum

Another word for oil and other sticky black substances

Person 1: oh shit that oil tanker just blew up
Person 2. Dont you mean that nigger cum tanker?

by randombullshit99 January 20, 2024

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"

Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

cum

cum is the liquid that is from the testicles. It is the most important liquid in producing an offsprinf.

We need the cum for child.

by pseudonymistic October 5, 2023

Cum Dumpster Faggot

A homosexual male who takes loads from absolutely ANY man that wants to ejaculate semen into their mouth or anus. Cum Dumpster Faggots will take ANY LOAD from ANY GUY, ANY TIME. No loads are ever refused at any time, no matter what. This allows men who are characteristically unattractive, overweight, disease-ridden, or just generally nasty, to ejaculate into a total cum whore and contribute another batch of DNA into the DUMP'S hole.

"Brandon Kuhn is a total Cum Dumpster Faggot; he'll take loads from ANYBODY!"

by Cumdumper504 May 2, 2024

Cum Mummy

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)

A term used to describe the actions of when, after a male masturbates, said man wraps bundles of toilet paper on their arm to clean off the splooge from their hand.

Cum Mummy, (v) (com mumi)
A term used for when after a female stimulates a man’s penis causing an orgasm, preferably by jerking him off, and then proceeds to bundle her hand in toilet paper to clean her hands off.

(1)
“I was fapping last night, and I did a cum mummy.”

(2)
“Samantha and I were getting frisky last night, and she jerked me off; and then she pulled a cum mummy on me.”

by Yo Mama’s Asshole February 23, 2020